I swear to God, I’m ready to slap at the next person I see wearing Sperry’s and socks. Wearing Sperry’s with black mid calfs or any other socks isn’t cool. I repeat it isn’t cool. It doesn’t make you look preppy or in any way a lax bro. You look like a fool. Do you think Captain Ahab, Sparrow, or Morgan wore Sperry’s with socks?… Hell no!